- McAfee.com maakt gebruik van Microsoft Passport…

- McAfee.com maakt gebruik van Microsoft Passport
McAfee.com, voorheen McAfee, integreert een aantal .Net-technologieen van Microsoft in zijn online beveiligingsdiensten. Het bedrijf gaat onder andere gebruik maken van Microsoft Passport, een dienst die ook bij Hotmail wordt gebruikt.

Eens even zoeken in google naar mensen in mijn &#…

Eens even zoeken in google naar mensen in mijn “studentenklooster” …

sophiaweg 338 … iets met film
sophiaweg 18 … iets met veel weed, feesten en fluimen…
sophiaweg 132 … iets met chemie en java
sophiaweg 104 … iets met schapen en zenuwen
sophiaweg 202 … Gastenboek der Lichte Heeren 2001
sophiaweg 396 … de huismeester
sophiaweg 137 … iemand met een vw karmann cabriolet 1303s
sophiaweg 133 …. Kosova
sophiaweg 101 … een of andere anatoom
sophiaweg 222 … een lid van NSSSV Lacustris
sophiaweg 128 … iemand die computer science studeerde in 95
sophiaweg 110 … BFA Class 94
sophiaweg 100 … een nieuw lid van de NVBMB
sophiaweg 308 … nog een lid van de NVBMB
sophiaweg 232 … iemand met spoed op zoek naar woonruimte wel in arnhem maar niet in spijkerkwartier lol.
sophiaweg 156 … iemand van de wetswinkel

… structureel tijdverdrijven heet dat :)

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger…

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1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world
where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
4. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when
he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he
can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players
from our living room, and if they’re really in trouble, I have to get
off the phone in case they call him.
5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not
being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
7. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my
pillow, instead of a gun.
8. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually
have jobs and bathe.
9. All men hate to hear “We need to talk about our relationship.” These
seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwartzkopf.
10. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the
last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
11. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types:
depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not
12. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes
out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like por-
table heaters that snore.
13. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I’ve never seen a
man walk into a party and say “Oh, my God, I’m so embarrassed; get me
out of here. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo.”
14. Most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually
on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
15. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more
types of lettuce, he is serious.
16. If you’re dating a man who you think might be “Mr. Right,” if he
a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are
in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works
on cocoons and butterflies.
17. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record
saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
18. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
19. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.
20. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie
THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
21. Most women are introspective: “Am I in love? Am I emotionally and
creatively fulfilled?” Most men are outrospective: “Did my team win?
How’s my car?”
22. If a man says, “I’ll call you,” and he doesn’t, he didn’t forget…
he didn’t lose your number… he didn’t die. He just didn’t want to
call you.
23. Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him,
“Are we going to have sex again?” He said, “Yes, but not with each
24. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem.
“Get out” and “I never want to see you again” might sound like a
challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, “I love
you… I want to marry you… I want to have your children.” Some-
times they leave skid marks.
25. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-
heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying
with Barbie.
26. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female
menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause – you
get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
27. Men forget everything; women remember everything.
28. That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already
forgotten what happened.

1. Women especially love a bargain. The question…

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1. Women especially love a bargain. The question of “need” is irrelevant,
so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
2. Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes
in the closet; you “just don’t understand”.
3. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort
to trap you into feeling guilty.
4. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
That’s why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
5. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when
there’s a spider or a wasp involved.
6. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance
to gossip.
7. Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what they’re
doing. It might be the lottery calling.
8. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they
wouldn’t need toys if women had an “on/off” switch.
9. Women think all beer is the same.
10. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in
the shower.
11. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
12. Women don’t understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment
that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that
reminds them of how horrible things *could* be.
13. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of
clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day
trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like
wearing each day.
14. Women do *not* know anything about cars. “Oil-stick, oil doesn’t
15. The average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A
man would not be able to identify most of these items.
16. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for
two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they
will talk for three hours.
17. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
18. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’
19. “Oh, nothing,” has an entirely different meaning in woman-language
than it does in man-language.
20a All women are overweight by definition, don’t argue with them about it.
20b All women are overweight by definition, don’t agree with them about it.
21. If it is not Valentines day, and you see a man in a flower shop, you
can probably start up a conversation by asking, “What did you do?”
22. Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a
flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they
“left the seat up” instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves.
23. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men