DBA Jokes

Being a DBA is not as glamorous as being a doctor, lawyer, or polish person so there aren’t too many jokes about them.

Q: How many DBAs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: “Why do you always wait until the last minute to ask me to push a light bulb into production? This isn’t a database issue, anyway.”

Q: Why did the DBA cross the road?
A: To piss off everyone on THAT side of the road, too.

Q: How do you tell if a DBA is angry?
A: See if he has a pulse.

Q: On what day did God create DBAs?
A: The day before all his access got revoked.

(from angrydba)