The amount of Dead Michael Jackson jokes must have reached the tens of thousands by now, about everyone website and forum is swamping with them.

1. Madonna has paid her respects to the Jackson family – and asked how much they want for the kids……

2. Confirmation has just come in that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning – apparantly he ate some 1 year old nuts…..

3. Michael is the only person I know who was born a black man and died a white woman.

4. Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn’t blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the boogie.

5. Q: Why did Michael Jackson die at 3:15?
A: “It’s when the big hand touches the little hand”

6. Q: How will they ensure that Michael gets a thorough body search autopsy?
A: Hire a Catholic priest to do it.

7. Michael Jackson has had to cancel a few dates for the summer. Timmy aged 6 and jonny aged 9 are said to be devastated.

8. The coroner is unsure what to put as the cause of Michael Jackson’s death. He doesn’t know whether to blame it on the sunshine, the moonlight, the good times, or the boogie

9. apparently Michael Jackson may have died from food poisoning… he was found with 12yr old nuts in his mouth

10.

When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God.

“Wow!” exclaimed the Holy Ghost. “We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie’s Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!”

Farah is a little taken aback. “Thank you, Lord…”

Jehovah goes on, “Well, I have a special reward for you. I’m prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?”

Not one to act selfish and change God’s opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. “I’d like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever.”

“Done!” exclaims the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael Jackson appears next to Farah.